Kingussie's Highland Horse Funster goes Phoney Trekking!
A joyous post from India this morning announced the happy news that one of Badenoch's most eligible bachelors had finally tied the knot in south-east India.
Ruaridh Ormiston, of Highland Horse Fun in Kingussie, had found his mate at Kakinada, in Andhra Pradesh, on a work trip.
"I have finally found an Indian wife after 12 years of working here East and West Coasts," he declared on his Facebook page.
"Her name is Satya,from Kotapalli on the River Godavari just downstream from Rajahmundry.
"We hope to announce a date soon once the negotiations are complete on the dowry."
Meanwhile, he was wasting no time on this special April 1st fitting himself up...out, sorry:
"I have been getting fitted for my traditional Indian Groomsman suit — at Kakinada Beach."
