WELCOME to Deal or No Deal, says Noel Edmonds in this vivid dream of the show's Christmas special that I've been having. "Today's contestant is Ken Gorm." After a bit of small talk about my fear of
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I WORRY sometimes about the amount of time I spend wishing physical harm on Jeremy Clarkson.Is it wrong, for example, to dream of burying the mullet-headed car fetishist in sand and setting up a
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THIS week I have mostly been suffering from the annoying things people say when you have the 'flu. Actually having the 'flu was bad enough. I lay in bed for days on end in a weakened state.
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